Vodka Skittles

Vodka Skittles

I am an alcoholic. I love vodka with the right mix. I am sweet toothed. I love skittled since I was a kid. So I cannot wait to taste this.

Sick Drugs

Sick Drugs

Got this from Gino's blog. Sick sick sick.

Jenkem originated in Africa and other third world countries by fermenting raw sewage to create a gas which is inhaled to achieve a high. Jenkem is now a popular drug in American Schools.

Jenkem is a homemade substance which consists of fecal matter and urine. The fecal matter and urine are placed in a bottle or jar and covered most commonly with a balloon. The container is then placed in a sunny area for several hours or days until fermented. The contents of the container will separate and release a gas, which is captured in the balloon. Inhaling the gas is said to have a euphoric high similar to ingesting cocaine but with strong hallucinations of times past.

Once ingested the onset of the high takes approximately 10 seconds with the most severe hallucinations happening in approximately 20 minutes. Several articles indicate that the subject immediately passes out after ingesting the gas then regains a magical/hallucinogenic state within seconds of regaining consciousness.”

One more thing:

according to the news It seems american teenagers have found a new way to get high by inserting vodka soaked tamponsinto the vagina. And just so the boys won’t be left out, it works rectally as well. Okay heres how it works, the alcohol gets absorbed by the blood stream inside the rectum and vagina giving you an instant high, this is like getting an injection of vodka up your veins. (from the said blog.)

Sick. Any of you tried it?

Birthday Wishlist

Birthday Wishlist

I browsed through my Multiply today and found out that I haven't posted some entries for awhile. So I'm on my Multiply overload. Hahaha. There are hings I want for my birthday.

1. LG enV

2. Nike Dunk SB Mid

3. Perfect date with that someone

4. Good health for my mom.

5. More events for us.

Hairspray Musical - Tickets for November 16 Show

Hairspray Musical - Tickets for November 16 Show

Atlantis Productions, the same company that brought you Rent, Dreamgirls and Avenue Q, now brings the BIG FAT Broadway Musical Hit, HAIRSPRAY, live in Manila!

Hairspray is based upon the New Line Cinema film written and directed by John Waters, with a book by Mark O’Donnell and Thomas Meehan, music by Marc Shaiman, and lyrics by Marc Shaiman and Scott Wittman. It is the Winner of 8 Tony Awards including BEST MUSICAL.

In Hairspray it’s 1962 - the ’50s are out and change is in the air. Baltimore’s Tracy Turnblad, a big girl with big hair and an even bigger heart, has only one passion–to dance. She wins a spot on the local TV dance program, “The Corny Collins Show” and, overnight, is transformed from outsider to irrepressible teen celebrity. But can a trendsetter in dance and fashion vanquish the program’s reigning princess, win the heart of heartthrob Link Larkin, and integrate a television show without denting her ‘do? Only in Hairspray! Welcome to the ’60s!

The musical features an original score by Marc Shaiman (who co-wrote the music and lyrics for the acclaimed animated musical, South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut) and Scott Wittman. Their songs take Tracy from the soundstage of a 60’s-style dance show to the streets of Baltimore to a downtown rhythm and blues record shop.

Hairspray has also become one of the most successful and popular movie musicals starring John Travolta, Zach Efron and Michelle Pfeiffer.

Manila Cast

Madel Ching as Tracy Turnblad
Tim Espinosa as Link Larkin
Noel Rayos as Corny Collins
Michael de Mesa as Edna Turnblad
Menchu Lauchengco-Yulo as Velma Von Tussle
Dulce as Motormouth Maybelle
Nyoy Volante as Seaweed J. Stubbs
Leo Rialp as Wilbur Turnblad

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We have tickets for November 16, Sunday (8PM) show. The show will be at Star Theater, CCP. Ticket prices: 1, 200; 1, 000; 800; 600.

Send me a message if you are interested. Thanks.

Para Sa Mga Alcoholic...Part II

Para Sa Mga Alcoholic...Part II

So true!

Don't drive. DRINK!

Tagay mga tomador!

courtesy of funny.com

Rapist Sketch

Rapist Sketch

This cracked me up!

hahaha!

courtesy of funny.com

The Ten Conyo–mandments

The Ten Conyo–mandments

1. Thou shall make gamit "make+pandiwa"

"Let's make pasok na to our class!"
"Wait lang! I'm making kain pa!"
"Come on na, we can't make hintay anymore!"

2. Thou shall make kalat "noh", "di ba" and "eh" in your pangungusap

"I don't like to make lakad in the baha nga, noh? Eh di ba it's like, so ewww, di ba?
"What ba? Stop nga being maarte noh!"
"Eh as if you want naman also, di ba?

3. When making describe a whatever, always say "It's SO pang–uri!"

"It's so malaki, you know, and so mainit!"
"I know right? So sarap nga eh!"
"You're making me inggit naman, I'll make bili nga my own burger."

4. When you are lalaki, make parang punctuation "dude", "tsong" or "pare"

"Dude, ENGANAL is so hirap, pare." - (mikey: ENGANAL = Engineering Analysis in DLSU, FYI.)
"I know, tsong, I got bagsak nga in quiz one, eh."

5. Thou shall know you know? I know right!

"My bag is so bigat today, you know."
"I know, right! We have to make dala pa kase the jumbo Physics book eh!"

6. Make gawa the plural of pangalans like in English or Spanish

"I have so many tigyawats, oh!"

7. Like, when you can make kaya, always like. Like, I know right?

"Like it's so init naman!"
"Yeah! The air–con, it's like sira kase eh!"

8. Make yourself feel so galing by translating the last word of your sentence, you know, your pangungusap?

"Kakainis naman in the LRT! How plenty tao, you know, people?"
"It's so tight nga there, eh, you know, masikip?"

9. Make gamit of plenty of abbreviations, you know, daglat?

"Like OMG! It's like traffic sa EDSA."
"I know, right? It's so kaka!"
"Kaka?"
"Kakaasar!"

10. Make gamit the pinakamarte voice and pronunciation you have para full effect!

"I'm like, making aral at the Arrhneow!"
"Me naman, I'm from Lazzahl!"

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Got this from an email. Ganito magsalita ang mga conyo at kolehiyala. Naku, I am halfway of being a kolehiyala. Hahaha.

Doing, Waiting and Wanting

Doing, Waiting and Wanting

I am currently reading Twilight by Stephanie Meyer. I have no plans in buying the first installement of Meyer's series but Rxandy convinced me that I should get myself a copy. So, last Saturday, I did.

Now, I cannot wait to buy the next book. I also cannot wait for the new seasons of two of my favorite TV Series -- Gossip Girl and Desperate Housewives.

Chace Crawford is really hooooot! I also saw pictures of Blair and Serena catfighting! Can't wait.

After all this waiting is the wanting. What I want right now is a new phone: Sony Ericsson P1i. Actually, what I really want to have is their new X1 but it is still off the markets.

It is still out of my budget to buy a new phone right now. I still have a lot of more important stuff to save for. But until then, I cannot wait for our Bellas party on Friday and our yet another get-away on October / November.

Ciao!

PS: This is a product of boredom. Sigh.

Para Sa Mga Alcoholic

Para Sa Mga Alcoholic

Got this text two days ago.

FACT: The human brain can only operarte as fast as the slowest brain cells. Excessive intake of alcohol, as we all know, kills brain cells but naturally, it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first. In this way, regular comsumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells making the brain faster and more efficient. That's why you always feel smarter when you are drunk.

Found an article online about this.

Do you feel smarter when you are drunk? For me? I think I am much more creative when I had a bottle or two. But when I am too drunk, I may be smarter but I am bulol.

Montauk's Monster?

Montauk's Monster?

The "Montauk Monster" is an unidentified creature which washed ashore dead on a beach near the Montauk, New York business district in July 2008. The identity of the creature, and the veracity of stories surrounding it, has been the subject of unresolved controversy and speculation. Its discovery has been covered by national news channels such as CNN, and has generated popular discussion on the Internet. (from Wikipedia.org)

I read about this less than a month ago. What do you think it is? Some say it is a body of a turtle without its shell. I never heard an update about this. Can it be a sea monster?